RCL no. 6756

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: May 23, 2019

Next on TruTV: Blind Cop Justice...
That's when her brother threatened to kick my ass for scratching his new corvette.
And, then what happened?
I yelled, "I'LL SHOW YOU SCRATCHES!" and dropped a box of ornery kittens on his head.
I'm going to have to arrest you for doing that, sir.
Why? Did I commit some kind of "FELINE-y"? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
And, I'll have to beat you with my nighstick for that one, asshole!