All comics by RandomishGuy

 

by RandomishGuy
5-30-10
There once was an ordinary guy who was just hanging around until...
Why are you staring at me?
Because you look sexy.
That is just wrong man.
Dont judge me.
Get away from me before i knock your lights out!
Hey you just made me pee my pants!

 

by RandomishGuy
5-30-10
We come to our guy again and it looks like he hammered himself.
OH GOD I HAMMERED MYSELF!!!
Cool.
NOT COOL GO GET HELP!!!
You got it.
OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Hello.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-30-10
Back to our guy and it seems he is reading a letter. Lets see how this turns out
Dear OrdinaryDude I have left town for awhile and will come back soon. Love GayMan.
Hmm how to spend my time away from that moron.
???
Buy the new cigarette pal for only $29.99 Call now.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-30-10
Ordinary Dude is now recieving his package from... Santa?
Santa why are you delivering my package?
Because im serving community service. Apparently you cant assasinate your worst elf.
Your a talking cigarette?
Yep and im here to make you happy. Just light me to start the fun.
Well i guess i did it wrong.
AHHHHHHH

 

by RandomishGuy
5-30-10
Here we are again and it looks like GayMan is back.
Honey im home.
THIS IS'NT YOUR HOUSE!!!
I know but I want to be with you.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Together forever.
DANG IM STILL NOT KNOCKED OUT!!!

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
Back to our character and it looks like he's in heaven.
Where am I?
You are in heaven
More importantly who the hell are you?
I was Santa's worst elf until I took a knife in the back.
How do I go back to the real world?
It is a long journey back and you will need to get past the evil vampire.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
Back to Ordinary Dude on his great journey to leave heaven and get past the vampire.
Well here I go to fight the vampire.
Dear whoever reads this. I the vampire am out fishing. Be back soon.
Well that was easy. Now back to the real world.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
Well Ordinary Dude is back on earth. what will happen next?
Good im back. OH CRAP IT'S HIM!!!
Good you woke up. I was so worried about you.
If you really loved me you would leave me alone.
Ok anything for you my love.
Finnaly I don't need to deal with him anymore
Bye bye sweetheart

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
Now that Ordinary Dude doesn't need to deal with GayMan I wonder what will become of him.
WTF are you.
Im the vampire that was fishing. And im here to kill you.
OUCH THAT HURT YOU RETARD!!!
It's suposed to hurt.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
Back to the battle. Will Ordinary Dude win or die?
How am I gonna kill you?
You can't. Hahaha!
Im here to kill the vampire with my tastyness. Special powers go!!!
Noooooooo!!!
YES!!!

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
It seems Ordinary Dude was saved by bacon, and now he is thanking it.
Thanks again for saving me Bacon Dude.
You're Welcome.
Haha I have found you again. The missing ingredient for my new special soup.
AHHHH!!! DON'T EAT ME!!!
What are the odds. Talking bacon.
GET BACK YOU DELICIOUS COWARD!!!

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
After all thats happened so far there can't possibly be anymore weird things left to happen.
I wonder what to do now that all my nonsense is gone... I know, i'll go to a resturaunt!
I think i'll have the soup.
coming right up.
Why does the soup smell like bacon?
A friend helped me with it.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
Back to Ordinary Dude. Ever since GayMan left, Ordinary Dude's life has been boring.
Hmmm what to do today?
OH CRAP NOT THIS S#% OF A B@#%& AGAIN!!!
Im sorry but I just couldn't stay away.
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE ANYWAY!!! IM STANDING RIGHT HERE AT THE DOOR!!!
I have my ways.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
Here is Ordinary Dude and he is about to go to the bathroom how normal. BUT WE DON'T DO NORMAL!!!
I need to go to the bathroom.
How did you get in here?
You locked the door so I came up through the septic tank.
Well get out so I can poop.
I was hoping I could watch but if you insist.

 

by RandomishGuy
5-31-10
We're back and this dump is getting normal again. Remember what I said about NORMAL.
HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!
GayMan said you were pooping and I wanted to watch.
WELL GET OUT!!!
No, I haven't eaten breakfast yet and I see cocopuffs in the potty so im going to eat them.
Ewww gross!!!
These don't taste right.

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
Well the little indian girl ate poop and didn't know it. This might not turn out well.
You do know that was poop right?
No.
Well it is.
EWWW GROSS!!! NOW I MUST LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
That was one freaky indian girl.
I HEARD THAT!!!

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
Here is GayMan and it looks like he drew a donkey wearing baseball gloves.
Haha I drew a horsey.
But I better erase it before my boyfriend gets back.
BE GONE!!!

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
It looks like Ordinary Dude is out of the bathroom and back to dealing with GayMan.
Hello.
Did anything happen while I was gone?
Umm, no?
Good.
Wanna make out?
See you next week.

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
Well Ordinary Dude is gone so I guess we can have another strip about GayMan.
Im all alone. Without the love of my life. Nobody to be with.
???
You have me.
Well I don't have anyone else for a week so... OK, I can do stuff with you until he comes back.
I feel so loved.

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
Well GayMan has a friend to pass the time away from Ordinary Dude with. But will it last?
Come on lets go to a resturant.
You do know I am a drawing right.
Yes and.
I can't do anything. Plus im not real. You are just seeing things.
NOOO DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE!!!

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
GayMan lost his drawing and is now going to eat alone.
Well im going out to eat anyway.
I'll have the soup.
Be right with you sir.
Is everything ok in there?
get in the pot UH, Yes every thing is fine.

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
In the kitchen...
GET IN THE POT!!!
MAKE ME!!!
THATS IT IM GONNA SMASH YOU!!!
NOT IF I ZAP YOU FIRST!!!
AHHHHHH!!!
Thats what you get for threatening me.

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
GayMan is getting tired of waiting.
Are you sure everything is ok in there.
Yes im sure.
YES GET HIM JESUS!!!
I already did.
AHHHHHHHH!!!

 

by RandomishGuy
6-01-10
It looks like GayMan is finaly getting his soup.
Is it done?
Yes here is your soup.
That was good.
AHHHHH YOU"RE A MONSTER!!!
Get in the car. You're going to jail.
But I hate jail.

 

by RandomishGuy
6-05-10
Here is GayMan in prison and it looks like Jesus will break GayMan out.
Jesus are you here to set me free?
Hell no. Then they would put me in prison.
Then why are you here?
Well this story would get boring without you so I will heal you. However the only way to heal you is to bring you to heaven.
To heaven!

 

by RandomishGuy
6-05-10
GayMan is in heaven being healed by Jesus.
I have healed you.
NO YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE!!!
Well lets try this again.
Maybe it will work now.

 

by RandomishGuy
6-09-10
GayMan is still being healed. I hope GayMan is done soon.
AHHH DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
I got bored of trying ok. But I will try for real this time.
At least im human this time.
Back at home I have a potion that will heal anyone so lets use that. It will save us so much time.

 

by RandomishGuy
8-29-10
I hope Gayman gets healed soon.
Is that earth?
Yes, now wait here while I go into the kitchen to grab the potion.
Hi dad.
You better not be here for the potion again.
Please dad?
No, this is the fith guy this week.

 

by RandomishGuy
11-22-10
While Jesus and God are arguing, lets check on Ordinary Dude
Hello whats you name?
I am Achmed.
Hahaha Thats a funny name Hahaha
STOP LAUGHING, I KILL YOU!!!
HELP A TERRORIST WANTS TO KILL ME!!!
dead terrorist would be correct.

 

by RandomishGuy
9-02-11
Let's check on Jesus and God again.
But he really needs the potion.
FOR THE LAST TIME JESUS, NO!
Then I'm sorry, but you made me do this.
?
Now for that potion.
That asshole just used a sleep spell on me.

 

by RandomishGuy
11-02-12
So Jesus has the special potion now. Obviously.
Ok, here's the potion.
Woah... I can feel it working...
YES! IT WORKED! AND... Oh crap, Im back in jail.
Can you please let me out?
No.

 

by RandomishGuy
11-02-12
Now back to GayMan in jail.
Why can't I get out? I said Please.
Listen, I can't just let you out... No matter how nicely you ask.
Thats Stupid.
Well now you're just being mean, so I'm gonna leave.
When do I get my phonecall?!!
You don't get one!

 

by RandomishGuy
11-02-12
While GayMan rots in prison, lets check on Ordinary Dude.
Hey, do you want some free candy?
I'll pass, thanks
But it's just over there, in my white van.
I said no.
YOU'LL TAKE THE CANDY AND LIKE IT! OR ELSE!
FINE! Just don't freaking kill me!

 

by RandomishGuy
11-05-12
Ummm... how about we go back to GayMan
Hi GayMan.
Jesus! Why did you send me back to jail?
Didn't we already kind of go over this, if I broke you out, they would just put me in jail.
Oh yeah, but can't you help?
Fine, I guess

 

by RandomishGuy
11-05-12
What will Jesus do?
So how will you get me out?
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
Just tell me!
I'm going to call in a favor from a friend, he'll get you out soon. But I have to go, just leave it to him.
Later that night...
*Yawn* Umm, What are you doing?
Shhh, i'm getting you out of here.

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