Ordinary Dude #4

Author: RandomishGuy

Date: May 30, 2010

by RandomishGuy
5-30-10
Ordinary Dude is now recieving his package from... Santa?
Santa why are you delivering my package?
Because im serving community service. Apparently you cant assasinate your worst elf.
Your a talking cigarette?
Yep and im here to make you happy. Just light me to start the fun.
Well i guess i did it wrong.
AHHHHHHH