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by Redshirt131
8-07-04
Game Workshops: Wednesday, 12:30 pm.
"You all got video games? I have this wire thing for my XX-Box, it's broken, can you help me?"
Game Workshops: Wednesday, 12:34 pm.
"I am sorry, all we sell here are tabletop miniature war games, perhaps you can try Boutique Electronique next door, they can help you."
"Psh, you say have games here? You can't help me? Well, you are just plain ignorant!"
Games Workshops: Wednesday, 12:41 pm.
"Ignorance, perhaps, but I am not the one who keeps trying to plug a bungee cord into my XX-Box."
"This is terrible customer service, I mean, you say you sell GAMES here, but I only see little toy soliders, Blah blah blah..."

 

by Redshirt131
8-08-04
Real Phone Calls #1
"Hmm..wall is restocked, miniature project is finished, and paperwork is done..."
"RING...RING...RING..."
"Thank you for calling, what can I help you with today?"
"Ummm...I was just there...I bought some Dwarves...um..my friend says they can have Laser Cannons..but only his..is this true? um..oh, can they fly too? He says they can.."
"..and then I painted them blue, so that they could breathe water, but my friend said they couldn't, and so I didn't..and umm..hello?..hello?"

 

by Redshirt131
8-10-04
"Usually, this is when I would say something about work, funny or ironic or whatever."
"Not today though..."
R.I.P Gorthor
"My fish died today, she was a year old, and I am going to miss her.

 

by Redshirt131
8-11-04
"Hello sir, what brings you by this afternoon?"
"I was just walkin by man, and i seen this place. What do you have, Dungeons and Dragons or something?"
"Sort of, we carry tabletop miniature wargames. It is a game AND a hobby, you put them together and paint them, then field them against an opponent."
"Oh..right. I remember those guys that couldn't get laid in high school used to play this in the chess club or some shit. I didn't think this was still around. Anyway, later man.."
"Sometimes, I just have no witty retort."

 

by Redshirt131
8-11-04
Lunch Break. 2:40 pm.
"Ok, so I have my paperwork squared away. I am having a staff meeting this weekend, train the guys a bit, and work on the new product release presentation."
"I am confident, this can't be that hard, and I have done it before All really is well with the shop, and the world today!"
"Hey chief, your ex-wife is here to talk to you."

 

by Redshirt131
8-18-04
I hate the mall.

 

by Redshirt131
8-18-04
7:35 pm
"Hey man, what can I help you with?"
"You guys have tournaments here?"
"Yes, we have tournies, and open gaming all the time. Which one of our games do you play?"
"Oh, me? None of them, this store is fucking gay."

 

by Redshirt131
8-25-04
4:34 pm..
"Ring, ring, ring!"
"Thank you for calling, what can I help you with today?"
"Yah, um. I called earlier. I am looking for a vibrator..it's called a Rabbit..you have them? They are pretty new, and my girlfriend wants one....hello?"
"So, you have none at all? How about dildos, you have any dildos?, Hello?"

 

by Redshirt131
8-25-04
The shop. Noonish.
"Hey little guy, you can't be in here without an adult, do you know where your mom is?"
"YU-GI-OH!!! AWESOME!!!"
"No man, what we have here are tabletop miniature wargames, you paint and play with them."
"YU-GI-OH is so cool, where are your rares??"
"I think your mom has some cards, she told me she was out in the middle of traffic.."
"I just made "uh oh" on your floor."

 

by Redshirt131
8-25-04
Shop. Noonish..
"Have you seen my son, he was in here, looking for his yugo cards."
"No, I have not. He was in here for a bit, but I sent him out into traffic to look for you."
Shop. Noonish..
"That is not funny, I left him here while i shopped. He should be right here. Where did he go?"
Shop. Noonish..
"Is that the squealing of brakes I hear?"

 

by Redshirt131
8-31-04
"No way man, $175.00 is way too much for a box set, Olifunt or no!"
"It is very cool, with the eliphont and all, but 175 i just don't have."
"I guess we will have to send you off to the glue factory, Bubbles. Sorry."

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