Reason to buy a Rulebook #547

Author: Redshirt131

Date: August 8, 2004

by Redshirt131
8-08-04
Real Phone Calls #1
"Hmm..wall is restocked, miniature project is finished, and paperwork is done..."
"RING...RING...RING..."
"Thank you for calling, what can I help you with today?"
"Ummm...I was just there...I bought some Dwarves...um..my friend says they can have Laser Cannons..but only his..is this true? um..oh, can they fly too? He says they can.."
"..and then I painted them blue, so that they could breathe water, but my friend said they couldn't, and so I didn't..and umm..hello?..hello?"