Vibrators That Don't Involve Orbital!

Author: Republic

Date: January 15, 2001

by Republic
1-15-01
[Vibrator] Not again... I don't know how much longer I can hold out!
[Lilith] Oh yes! Full throttle! Don't fire 'till you see the whites of their eyes! Warp factor nine Mr. Sulu, engage! Soviet Invasion in my pants! Deus Ex! Deus Ex!
Whrrr...
Shit!
So how about a date babe?
[Makookam] Let me guess, you need batteries?