All comics by Republic

 

by Republic
1-14-01
[Makookam] I'm gay.
[Lilith] Can we be gay together?
Yes! But first I must reveal my terrible secret!
Oh I love terrible secrets!
I'm really a 46 year old MALE virgin with soiled underpants who lives in my parent's basement!
I see... and some how, I've known, all along!

 

by Republic
1-15-01
"...There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known." (Mt 10:26)
[Lilith] Christ's name causes me to vomit when compelled too! Haha! Zing!
[Smack] Lil 1, God 0. Haha! Now be a good girl and make me some lesbian pr0n! While I'm waiting I'll... entertain myself.
Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. (Ga 6:7)
[Lord Jesus] But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken.
Oh shit!!!
"Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life." (Mt 25:46)
[God the Father] Depart from me, you cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil, and his angels!
This sucks! Hey Lil, you too?

 

by Republic
1-15-01
"...There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known." (Mt 10:26)
[Lilith] Christ's name causes me to vomit when compelled too! Haha! Zing!
[Smack] Lil 1, God 0. Haha! Now be a good girl and make me some lesbian pr0n! While I'm waiting I'll... entertain myself.
Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. (Ga 6:7)
[Lord Jesus] But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken.
Oh shit!!!
"Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life." (Mt 25:46)
[God the Father] Depart from me, you cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil, and his angels!
This sucks! Hey Lil, you too?

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[Smack's Wife] Now to return home to my loving husband. Oh my goodness!
Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yeah baby! Yeah, that's the stuff!
[Smack] This isn't what it looks like baby!
[Orbital] Ow! You went in too far you animal!
...and that's what happened.
[Republic] What a sicko! ... Oh, and you could use a haircut, hippi.

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[Vibrator] Not again... I don't know how much longer I can hold out!
[Lilith] Oh yes! Full throttle! Don't fire 'till you see the whites of their eyes! Warp factor nine Mr. Sulu, engage! Soviet Invasion in my pants! Deus Ex! Deus Ex!
Whrrr...
Shit!
So how about a date babe?
[Makookam] Let me guess, you need batteries?

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[Smack] Oh yea baby! Red Alert! Post it baby, post it good. You know how to post dirty don't you, yes you do. Welcome to Jurassic Park, in my pants! Work the mouse baby work it! Ohhh Daily Double!
[PC] This is disturbing.
[iMac] All this AOL pedophile traffic is killing me. Why do I even bother... what is this crap? "Subject: Rasberry Jam Text: /me shouts at foot"
I wonder

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[Smack] Oh yea baby! Red Alert! Post it baby, post it good. You know how to post dirty don't you, yes you do. Welcome to Jurassic Park, in my pants! Work the mouse baby work it! Ohhh Daily Double!
[Red iMac] This is disturbing. Must look away! Why was I cursed with an unyielding cycloptic eye! No! Oh man! Get the monitor wipes.
[Purple iMac] All this AOL pedophile traffic is killing me. Why do I even bother... what is this crap? "Subject: Rasberry Jam Text: /me shouts at foot" What the?
[Lilith] I wonder if anyone reads this crap?
[PC] I sense a disturbance... someone is using an iMac... to log onto AOL! Oh the inhumanity!
[Republic] I can't believe Rasberry Jam got 1,568 replies in five minutes? As if any of these hormonally imbalanced guys are going to get any nor should they look for it... who are these sick people.

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[GOP] Well we won the Presidency, the congress, and soon enough the Supreme Court. I don't understand how an incumbent VP can lose with such a good economy and no external threats?
[Republic] Well people are finally throwghing off the shackles of 70 years of Democratic dominance with little progress and amble backslide. Conservative ideas about policy are coming into the fold.
[Makookam] Damn Girl! Keep that tongue at bay! Oh my, venturing south eh? Well all aboard! A three hour tour! A three hour tour! Shields up fire phaser bank number one Mr. Chekov!
[Lilith] Please I am trying to concentrate here. I don't need your giddy immature school-girl distractions. Now! Mmm! Yes! Iron Curtain detected! Deploy Tanya! Yes, yes, yes! Need paradrop now! Wow!
My eyes! They are soiled!
Conservative morals, worldview, and philosophy to follow.

 

by Republic
1-15-01
And now it's story time with Orbital... 1... 2... 3... GO!
[Orbital] Today boys and girls I'm going to tell you about the dangers of attempted suicide after smoking a garbage bag full of weed. Doesn't that sound fun?
[Little Jonny] First of all there's only boys here, one boy to be exact and secondly... bite me.
Flashback!
Back in 1984 I attempted suicide with a hammer, it's called hammercide, haha! Get it! Haha! But luckily I was saved by a friendly dog wearing a speedo balancing on a multi-colored beach ball.
[Friendly Dog Wearing A Speedo Balancing On A Beach Ball] Bite me! I mean, woof!
Eat a bag of hell you washed up Canadian stoner! Go take your hippi drug stories some where else! We don't serve your kind here!
[Republic] Stoners or Canadians? Hehe, probably both. Seriously though Orbital's retarded.

 

by Republic
1-15-01
And now it's story time with Orbital... 1... 2... 3... GO!
[Orbital] I'll cut you! I'll cit you! I'm as crazy as an Ivan that's just reached elite status!
[Little Sarah] Oh my goodness! Orbital is drunk off his ass! Republic save me!
Now sea her ocifer. I neer hert nobodi. I, I, Mr. Scott I need more power!!! I'm not like Lil's vibrator I can handle the punishment ocifer! C'mon I'll cut yah! Ow my leg oh the inhumanity! Ocifer!
[Republic] This is a sad day for children's story times... but a victory and vindication for children everywhere that have been threatened by Canadian losers that fruitlessly pursue ambiguous lesbians

 

by Republic
1-15-01
And now it's story time with Orbital... 1... 2... 3... GO!
[Orbital] I'll cut you! I'll cut you! I'm as crazy as an Ivan that's just bombed a chronominer!
[Little Sarah] Oh no! He's drunk off his ass! Republic save me!
Allo Ocifer! I neer hert nobodi. Mr. Scott more power! I need more power! A little popqui! Popqui! Ah shove it with walnuts ugly! I'll cut yah! I'll cut you like Iron Chef into squid heads! Oh shit!

 

by Republic
1-15-01
And now it's story time with Orbital... 1... 2... 3... GO!
[Orbital] I'll cut you! I'll cut you! I'm as crazy as an Ivan that's just bombed a chronominer!
[Little Sarah] Oh no! He's drunk off his ass! Republic save me!
Ocifer I neer hert nobodi. Mr. Scott more power! A little popqui! Popqui Ocifer! Ah shove it with walnuts ugly! I'll cut yah! I'll cut you like Iron Chef into squid heads! Oh shit I cut my leg off!
[Republic] Well this is certainly a sad day for children's story time, but a victory for children who have been threatened by a loser who fruitlessly pursure ambiguous lesbians via AOL.
Isn't that right crime fighting dog atop a multi-colored beach ball?
[Crime Fighting Dog Atop A Multi-Colored Beach Ball] How many times are you going to hit the enter key causing it to save unfinished work on accident per strip... moron!

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[Lilith] I'm gay.
[OmegaMan] Kung Fu owns you.
Are you staring at my breasts?
What breasts?
A little fire Scarecrow!
Even so, what breasts?

 

by Republic
1-15-01
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
[Lilith] Let.
[Smack] STFU :crazy: :cow:
[Orbital] Logic says I should jump off a cliff to prevent myself from breeding... :/ I don't like logic....
[Leech] Orbi, I'll put this bluntly... You are a retard.
[Republic] Exactly.

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[Orbital] I hurt myself. Maybe Republic was right...
[RedDragon] No! Republic is idiotic... his comics are unfunny although largely true.
Maybe I am as annoying as Denis Miller?
That is scientificaly impossible.
[Republic] I don't want this to turn into a flame war. If you don't get the jokes you must not be reading the same forum (or at the same grade level).
Well I was going to eat you but your Lilith comics are pure gold!

 

by Republic
1-15-01
[Republic] Who writes this crap? Why is RedDragon eating everyone? Why are the forumites so easily manipulated by Lilith, alls it takes is a virtual bootyshake and they all come running.
[PC]
[iMac]
[RedDragon] If I stand up for Lilith, effectively emasculating myself, surely I will get into her pants! Now to charm her with my cool wit... *types: /me eats republic, burp!* Yea! Good writing!
I will not dignify this with a response...

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