Story Time With Orbital - Part I

Author: Republic

Date: January 15, 2001

by Republic
1-15-01
And now it's story time with Orbital... 1... 2... 3... GO!
[Orbital] Today boys and girls I'm going to tell you about the dangers of attempted suicide after smoking a garbage bag full of weed. Doesn't that sound fun?
[Little Jonny] First of all there's only boys here, one boy to be exact and secondly... bite me.
Flashback!
Back in 1984 I attempted suicide with a hammer, it's called hammercide, haha! Get it! Haha! But luckily I was saved by a friendly dog wearing a speedo balancing on a multi-colored beach ball.
[Friendly Dog Wearing A Speedo Balancing On A Beach Ball] Bite me! I mean, woof!
Eat a bag of hell you washed up Canadian stoner! Go take your hippi drug stories some where else! We don't serve your kind here!
[Republic] Stoners or Canadians? Hehe, probably both. Seriously though Orbital's retarded.