Story Time With Orbital - Part 2

Author: Republic

Date: January 15, 2001

by Republic
1-15-01
And now it's story time with Orbital... 1... 2... 3... GO!
[Orbital] I'll cut you! I'll cit you! I'm as crazy as an Ivan that's just reached elite status!
[Little Sarah] Oh my goodness! Orbital is drunk off his ass! Republic save me!
Now sea her ocifer. I neer hert nobodi. I, I, Mr. Scott I need more power!!! I'm not like Lil's vibrator I can handle the punishment ocifer! C'mon I'll cut yah! Ow my leg oh the inhumanity! Ocifer!
[Republic] This is a sad day for children's story times... but a victory and vindication for children everywhere that have been threatened by Canadian losers that fruitlessly pursue ambiguous lesbians