Always be Closing...

Author: Ribs77

Date: August 7, 2007

by Ribs77
8-07-07
Spare some change?
Change, eh? What are you gonna do for me?
Uh.... I dunno. Nevermind.
Aw, c'mon. There's a party in my Dockers and you're invited!
Ughhh... I would literally rather shave my own nipples off with a rusty carrot peeler.
OMG, she's talking about her nipples! Close the deal, Melvin! CLOSE THE DEAL!!!