Comic Based on Something that Actually Happened #2

Author: Rince

Date: March 9, 2007

by Rince
3-09-07
Redneck in Britain; I'm not kidding you. I know a trinity of retarded: redneck, stupid fatman, ignorant fatman.
So we're gonna tip that Robin Reliant over tonight?
Yeah, that'll be right funny. We're proper 'ard.
Subtitle: Town mayor says: "AHAHAHAHA they totally deserved that!"
'Ey, we might be in the [local newspaper]!
I can see the headline: Car crushes pair of retarded local hooligans.
Of course, explaining how it is possible to tip a car over, avoiding possibility of getting crushed was beyond them.
The obligatory moral of the story is clear in the fact that they didn't do it. Of course.
We proceeded to have a one-way argument which I didn't start, about the perils of polarising actions of good and bad. I won by default.