The Adventures of Coyote in Intellectual Pursuits

Author: Riovanes

Date: December 22, 2003

by Riovanes
12-22-03
Ahhh, the game of chess! A gentleman and intellectual's pursuit. Its subtle wisdom and expression of ... oh my god those pieces are fucking moving man I swear to god look at them!!! Holy shit!!!
Oh my fucking god man the things are coming off the board after me!! They're coming for ME!! OH MY GOD AAAUGH SPEARS STABBING EVERYWHERE FIRE AAARRRRRGGHHH
Who would have thought my delusional chess armies would have formed a secret crime cabal and used their influence to toss me in the clink!
Pwned.