Priests don't like candy

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: January 19, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
1-19-05
Halloween
Trick or Treat!
You have some nerve, child. How dare you come to my door on this sacrilegious night dressed up like one of the devil's harlots...
Several minutes later...
You young ones these days, begging people for candy, carrying on like hooligans, not saying your prayers, and sinning like the dickins. I oughta...
Wait, why are we in a space station?