Some Cops Try to Hard...

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 4, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-04-05
An average convenience store... with an unusual employee.
HELLO, YOUNG CUSTOMER. HOW MAY I SERVE YOU ON THIS LOVELY DAY?
Just give me a pack of smokes, man.
Later that day...
HELLO, OFFICER. HOW MAY I SERVE YOU ON THIS LOVELY DAY?
Uh, did you sell a pack of cigarettes to a little girl earlier?
SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
Ha, I thought only 7-11 employees were armed with explosives... get it?!?!?!