"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if a squirrel was a ninja?"

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 5, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-05-05
Two ninjas sit under a narration and chat quietly over some fine Italian cuisine...
Mike, ever notice how we're often the butt of jokes?
What are you talking about, Dwayne?
You know, like when kids wanna be funny and random, they just mention a ninja somewhere?
Yeah! They're all like, "I'm a ninja" or "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if a squirrel was a ninja?". They also incorporate many ninja stereotypes as well.
Hey, I don't have any money on me... do you?
No, let's just deploy our smoke bombs and slip out stealthily.