This is so stupid.

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 12, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-12-05
I lost my home, my car, my dignity, my self-respect, my will to live on, all my possessions were destroyed, my wife left me, my God has forsaken me, my clothes smell like vomit...
...my kids were brutally murdered, my neighbor was devoured alive, my left arm was nearly torn off, I was forced to watch 'Carpool' over and over again, I haven't been able to get an erection...
... all Because of Winn-Dixie!