Why space is boring... and why this comic is as well.

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 18, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-18-05
So then I tell him, "Fine, have your stupid astronaut ice cream, you dumb prick". And he's all like, "I'll cream you!"
Hours later...
So then I kicked him and he went flying! 'Cause you know, there's no gravity and he was all like...
OK, I'd love to hear the rest of your story, but the earth's water is green, I'm out of oxygen, and I really could go for some astronaut ice cream.