Why Old Women Can't Be Prostitutes

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 19, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-19-05
Hey baby, what's up? You know what time it is, right? Time for collection.
Here you go, little boy. A nickel for you.
What the hell, bitch?! I've been pimpin' you for 25 years and for the last two you've only made $4.82! What gives?!
I'm sorry, kiddo. I've been busy...
Busy doing what?!
Giving people sex for free.