"Television is no friend of mine."

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 19, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-19-05
BREAKING NEWS: WATCHING TELEVISION CAUSES CANCER! MORE ON THIS IN A MOMENT!
Damn, I better stick around for those important details.
A commercial break...
KIDS SEATS ARE STILL JUST 5 BUCKS!
Damn, still?! How do they make money off of those things?!
OK, WE'RE BACK... AND YOU NOW HAVE CANCER.