Could almost be true

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 19, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-19-05
Rizzle talks to a lady friend on the computer...
Oh Wow! Do you really think I'm great?!
Yeah. I think you're just a great, prominent, transcendent, eminent, and distinguished girl.
That's so awesome! I really like you.
I like you too. In fact, I admire you, and regard you, and appreciate you, and respect you, ad relish you, and enjoy you, and...
Are you using a thesaurus?
Damn! My one chance with a girl, ruined!