I think I went way too far with this one...

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 20, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-20-05
Freddie goes to a Pro-Life Convention...
Hi there! Would you like to make a donation. You'll get one of these roses if you do!
I don't want a rose, baby. I want you.
I'm sorry, but I'm not that kinda girl. I'm saving myself for my one true love.
C'mon, it'll be quick and safe. Besides, you could always get an abortion...
*sob
What?