Television... what have ye becometh?

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 22, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-22-05
Hey, you're watching MTV. Next up we have a couple crappy music videos and then a bunch of shows that have a little bit of music in them so they just meet our demands!
You're watching Comedy Central. Next up, we have 6 hours of MAD TV and 6 more hours of our new hit show, Distraction.
Don't go away though, becuase you guessed it: We're showing Dogma and Beverly Hills Cop again!!!!
This is the history channel. Next up, we have have a show about Hitler, followed by a show about D-Day, followed by a show about Hitler's dog on D-Day.