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| Dear Owen Wilson, You starred in some movie my dad was watching on television. Because of his viewing pleasure, I could not experience mine... | |
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| That's right! I missed Degrassi because of you, you bastard! Now there's going to be hell to pay! | |
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| I shall get a giant anaconda to eat you like in that other movie you did. You know, with Ice Cube. 'The Snake' or something. Loved you in Starsky and Hutch, Ryan. | |
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