Ryan's Pissed!

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: February 25, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
2-25-05
Dear Owen Wilson, You starred in some movie my dad was watching on television. Because of his viewing pleasure, I could not experience mine...
That's right! I missed Degrassi because of you, you bastard! Now there's going to be hell to pay!
I shall get a giant anaconda to eat you like in that other movie you did. You know, with Ice Cube. 'The Snake' or something. Loved you in Starsky and Hutch, Ryan.