Editorial: The Comic

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: April 5, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
4-05-05
Ryan complains to Dee... in a warehouse.
I can't stand those stories they make us read on the PSSAs, and the SATs, and all those other tests.
Why not?
Because they always make me feel bad about myself. They're like, "Look, this baby found a cure for a disease", "this girl's the world kickboxing champion and she's only 9!"...
"This 6 year old saved a busload of dyslexics from a burning busload of nuns." or "little Jimmy Taylor never gave up and now he has his own oil company!"
and then I just think to myself, "Wow, I'm 17 and I haven't done shit!"