Doesn't this just scream "unfunny family guy news scene"?

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: July 3, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-03-05
Hello, I'm Jeff McHenryson. Jill is off today. She's having her period and ...
*ahem Jill! Sorry, my mistake.
That's quite all right Jeff... Breaking News: That piece of paper Jeff is holding is being used to hide his erection...
Now over to sports.