Typical day at the office for aliens

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: July 8, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-08-05
So did you hear about that new alien movie?
No, wait. Let me guess: it's rated "bleep bloop".
No, it's called "War of the Worlds" or something like that. I heard it was gay. it had Tom Cruise in it.
Oh, Mr. Publicity. Yeah, I'm so sick and tired of hearing about him and that Katie Holmes chick or whatever.
Seriously, he's only with her because Dakota Fanning isn't 'legal' yet...
I have a gun!