A Very Heartfelt Terry the Christmas Tree..

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: December 23, 2005

by RizzleMcIzzle
12-23-05
Hey Terry! Merry Christmas!
Go fuck yourself.
Terry, I think I know what you need. I watched the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other day and all the shitty tree needed to be great was some love.
I'll tell you what I need, Ryan. I need my hard wood cock in a cheap hooker and even cheaper whiskey.
Well that just so happens to be what I got you for your pollyanna gift!
*sob... thanks.