The Real Jesus is in Heaven

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: April 15, 2006

by RizzleMcIzzle
4-15-06
God damn, I'm so fucking glad Lent is over! I can finally have a beer again! I don't know what I was thinking giving this shit up! Bartender, get me crunked!
Sure! I love getting paid for drowning people's judgment in cold, delicious alcohol!
After partying...
Whew, I'm so wasted... where are my keys?! Oh yeah, they're in my pocket.. Fuck, those stupid ass Roman soldiers took my clothes!
Don't worry buddy...*hic*. I'll get you home. I feel *hic* fine...
After the arrest...
Terry...
What?! I normally hit five parked cars and never get pulled over!