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| God damn, I'm so fucking glad Lent is over! I can finally have a beer again! I don't know what I was thinking giving this shit up! Bartender, get me crunked! | |
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| Sure! I love getting paid for drowning people's judgment in cold, delicious alcohol! | |
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| Whew, I'm so wasted... where are my keys?! Oh yeah, they're in my pocket.. Fuck, those stupid ass Roman soldiers took my clothes! | |
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| Don't worry buddy...*hic*. I'll get you home. I feel *hic* fine... | |
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| What?! I normally hit five parked cars and never get pulled over! | |
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