Comedy Cowboys! (take seven)

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: July 17, 2006

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-17-06
Yeah, so I whipped out the ol' "Chinese Exclusion Act" on that stupid bitch!
Awesome!
Yeah. Then we used all her opium, and I think I got her pregnant.
What?!
Yeah... I'm having a bouncing baby cowboy! Honestly though, I don't really want the kid. I'm screwed.
Not necessarily. Do us cowboys have coat hangers? Or would that be an anachronism?