Comedy Cowboys! (take nine)

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: July 18, 2006

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-18-06
Tuesday, 12:05 PM - Dillard's got a new job...
Howdy! Welcome to "How the West Was Bun"! What do you want, pardner?
I'd like a Texas Tommy with a side of Cow Chips, an order of Golden Nuggets, and the Prospector's Special.
3:08 PM - Dillard argues with a customer...
Mister, you said you wanted a Winchester with cheese and I gave it to you. Now you're saying I got your order wrong. I didn't, you crazy prospector!
Yee hee! Gold! Gold! Hahahaha!
6:58 PM - Dillard's still working...
Carolina! You came to visit me at work?! Thanks man, this place sucks!
Actually, I'm here to rob the place. Open up the register, you minimum wage earning douchebag!