Teen Kids News: We Can't Control Our Emotions!

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: July 20, 2006

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-20-06
This just in...Ann Coulter is the first woman in recorded medical history to be continously on the rag! Doctors are baffled!
What the hell, Peter?!
What's wrong?
This paper you gave me only has lines on it! The teleprompter is pointed at you so I can't read it! What is it that I do on this damn news show?!
Well, I wanted to say, "sit there and look pretty", but it looks like sitting is working out just fine for you.
Asshole...