Teen Kids News: Because We're Ignorant and Vulnerable!

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: July 21, 2006

by RizzleMcIzzle
7-21-06
I have good news, everyone! The producer of our show is having a baby!
Stacey's pregnant?! Oh my god, she's fifteen years old! Why would you tell all of our viewers that?!
Well I had to say something! This is 'Teen Kids News'. There's nothing for us to talk about on this damn show!
We could've done a segment about summer fun or an investigation on why youtube.com's Brookers is so popular.
Nah, I like the "underage pregnant girl who was recently disowned by her parents" story a lot better.
You're still an asshole...