Teen Kids News: Newz 2 Meeeeee!

Author: RizzleMcIzzle

Date: January 11, 2007

by RizzleMcIzzle
1-11-07
And now for our special segment: Newz 2 Meeeeee! ... Natalie.
What?
Do the "Newz 2 Meeeeee" segment please.
It's not my segment. It's yours, Peter.
Oh! Here we go again! Everything's always mine! It's my fault our ratings are low. It's my fault Janet quit! It's my fault everybody knows that you have Chlamydia!
...and it's your fault I got it in the first place, you STD slathered dick!