If "The Godfather" Were Rewritten...

Author: RoboticSithDrone

Date: March 27, 2005

The horse would be replaced by Jacko...
AAAAAAA!!...wait a mintute...
What is it?
who uses his surgery to keep himself alive...
Isn't it supposed to be a HORSE'S head?
PETA threatened to "eliminate" Coppola if he did that. Besides, I'm just as scary.
This cut would actually be better than the original...
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
This should buy me another few years of plastic surgery...