Near escape on stage

Author: RoboticSithDrone

Date: March 27, 2005

I got a letter from some guy behind the curtain.
"Quick! The tigers and lions you stole escaped and are heading for our heroin farm! The feds will be hot on our tail soon if you don't get the fuck out here!
The crowd, of course, thought this was part of the act...
P.S. We're out of beer."