Board-O-Vision

Author: Rocketlex2000

Date: February 2, 2004

by Rocketlex2000
2-02-04
Corporate America, as seen by The Board...
Hey, ready to crush the souls of the innocent to make money?
Sure! What moral depravity can we suck sweet, sweet profits from, today?
Let's kidnap Mexican kids, grind them into a pulp, put their meat into pill form and sell it as a weight loss supplement.
I'll start paying off the police, courts, and FDA right now.
Oh, and we needn't bother with knocking the kids out or anything. Just throw them right into the machine.
Can we tape-record their screams? I need a good chuckle now and then.