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Author: Rocketlex2000

Date: March 30, 2004

by Rocketlex2000
3-30-04
Hi there, kids. I'm Internet Izzy!
And I'm Rick. We're here to tell you about software piracy.
"Software pirates are bad people who like to steal money from your favorite recording artists. What they do is only a notch below armed robbery. If you share files, you deserve to end up in jail."
Arrrrr, I steal ye software!
And if we can't get you thrown in jail, we have other ways of making you suffer. After all, it would be a shame if something were to happen to your family...
Cross us and you will know true pain!