The Boy Who Cried Lawsuit

Author: Rocketlex2000

Date: June 8, 2004

by Rocketlex2000
6-08-04
Once upon a time, there was a boy named VGX who always threatened legal action when he didn't get his way.
Stop using the name "Khakain," or I'll file charges against you!
Oh, snap! Really?
He never filed charges, though, and eventually the townspeople realized that he was just being a jackass.
Yeah so...stop calling my house or I'll...sue Zman or something.
We've heard THAT one, before.
And so, while the townspeople were distracted by VGX's idiocy, they were all destroyed by robotic supersoldiers from the planet Grentulec. The End
Perish, human!