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| I view capitalism as a sort of religion. | |
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| So, under that religion, what happens to us when we die? | |
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| The amount of money you accumulated in life is tallied. If you made enough, you get to go to Heaven and experience eternal bliss. | |
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| What if you didn't make enough? You go to Hell? | |
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| And take that many souls out of the system? No. You get reencarnated into a higher income bracket and get to try again. | |
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| At what point do I get my virgins? | |
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