I Get This All The Friggin' Time!

Author: Rocketlex2000

Date: February 9, 2006

by Rocketlex2000
2-09-06
Hey 'Lex, you look different, today.
YEAH, I KINDA ELEVATED MY ESSENTIAL ROCKETLEX-NESS TO A LEVEL BEYOND WHICH MY PHYSICAL BODY COULD MAINTAIN.
It looks pretty cool, though. Does it hurt at all?
GOD, EVERYONE ASKS ME THAT AND NO, IT DOESN'T REALLY HURT AFTER THE FIRST COUPLE OF DAYS.
Well, I dunno. It's just that being a manifestation of pure fire energy looks like it would be a little uncomfortable, is all.
OKAY, FIRST OFF, IT'S NOT FIRE. SECOND, THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER,