The Hard Sell

Author: Rocketlex2000

Date: July 21, 2006

by Rocketlex2000
7-21-06
Selling the PS3
HEY! OUR CONSOLE HAS A MOTION-DETECTION SYSTEM, NOW, LIKE THE WII! YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT? YOU'LL BUY OUR CONSOLE?
Uhh, no thanks.
BUT...BUT, WE'LL HAVE OBLIVION ON OUR CONSOLE!! YOU LIKE OBLIVION, DON'T YOU?
I HAVE Oblivion...
HERE, I DRESSED UP IN A CLOWN COSTUME! YOU CAN THROW PIES AT ME IF YOU WANT! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST BUY A PS3!
Get away from me.