Jesus & Co.

Author: Rodya

Date: January 8, 2005

by Rodya
1-08-05
The Parole Hearing: Part II
Alright, Mr. Christ, I've just been reviewing your 2000-year term here in hell and I want to make sure I've got all the information.
Okay.
So so far, you've suffered 8504 hours of Chinese Water Torture, 1257 hours of Indigo Flame Skin Resurfacing, and 17459 hours of sodomy. Did I miss anything?
Yes...
But I think you've got the just of it.