Creative Intepretation by RogerDog4-15-04 Mark 10:25: "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." To please thee, God, I have put a fish symbol on my Minivan! What are you doing with a $32,000 Minivan, anyway? Shouldn't that money have gone to the sick and the poor? Umm ... Can I get back to you on that? Nope. Prepare to be smitten.
Modern Shakespeare by RogerDog4-15-04 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers! Hey, I cut myself on this beer can. I'm bleeding! I'M GONNA SUE THE MANUFACTURER FOR $20 MILLION!!! WHERE'S MY LAWYER?!?!? You killed him. Actually, you killed them all. Oh. Oops. By the way, are you caught up on your child support payments?
