Modern Shakespeare

Author: RogerDog

Date: April 15, 2004

by RogerDog
4-15-04
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers!
Hey, I cut myself on this beer can. I'm bleeding! I'M GONNA SUE THE MANUFACTURER FOR $20 MILLION!!! WHERE'S MY LAWYER?!?!?
You killed him. Actually, you killed them all.
Oh. Oops.
By the way, are you caught up on your child support payments?