The Washboard 1.4

Author: RogueLeader

Date: December 28, 2003

by RogueLeader
12-28-03
Christmas Special
Ho ho ho, fat wishes from me, Santa Claus! I love coke, not the drug, the carbonated soft drink, ho ho ho!
Rubbish. Anyway, for Christmas I want reindeer poison, chimney traps and exploding biscuits.
Ho ho...ho...this is all very suspicious, what do you have planned with all these strange items?
Im going to poison your reindeer, set traps in the chimney and explode you with biscuits.
Ho ho ho, lucky for me I don't exist. Mmmmeeeerrryyy Christmas!
Pillock.