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| ROFL. I hammered da nail in da wrong place | |
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| Fucking Fool! I am already shitting my loin cloth because my muscles including sphinctal ones have relaxed due to being hung up on this plank of wood all day and I don't need you fucking up | |
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Jesus is visited by a half-arsed cartoon character
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| Jesus my son I have brought you some water | |
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| Grrrr! I am about to fucking die sir it will only prolong my life.. and plus it will go straight through me anyway, you know the whole sphincter thing | |
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Jesus is visited by a man with a beard... possibly God because of course an extra-dimensional being will follow human fashions by having a beard
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| Jesus... hate to point this out but you didn't die on christmas day... nor do pine trees grow in the middle east, nor would they have tacky decorations for what is actually a pagan festival | |
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| Erm... quiet Jesus is sleeping and can no longer answer any questions... besides your WRONG!!!... Oh look I think i see the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!!! | |
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