Zombie

Author: Roland

Date: January 4, 2003

by Roland
1-04-03
Our tale begins in a small graveyard with a generic tree... and a building and stuff in the background... Something like that
*slurp*
Anyone seen my arm? Woe! Woe pour down upon my peeling scalp!!!
Then something again came along... and he had a big mouth with sharp teeth.. so y'know I thought it would fit the scene *blankly stares*
I seen your arm... that is to say I saw it.. That is too say I ate it. That is to say I spat it out
Oh no!!Without my arm how am I to live and love and dance and sing!!! My life as a zombie has ended!!!
Then in a random act of kindness
You saved my mother's life and in return here... please accept my arm as a gift
*Looks blankly*... Thanks