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by Rone_Rivendale
10-28-02
They say when a fire erupts from the ground, a lawyer is born..

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-28-02
You there!
Hiya!
You are being reincarnated.
Alright! What as?
A tampon.
Noooooo!!!

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-28-02
Are you sure we are ready for this?
It's okay baby, in some countries we'd already be married at our age!
... alright. How do we start?
Umm... I figured you would know.
Forget it, I'm gonna go watch Scooby Doo.
Nooo! Damn that Scooby!

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-29-02
Pimpin' ain't easy.
Hello my brotha.
Get away from me!
Don't playa hate. I got some fine hoes for sale.
Not right now, I really have to pee!
She could help you wit dat.
Okay! How much?

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-29-02
Hi Mister!
Hello little girl.
Are you the President?
Of course not, why would you think that?
My Daddy says that the President is a real clown.
That is insulting to us clowns, little girl.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-29-02
This is Mike. I've landed on Mars. No intelligent life so far.
Whoa. Umm... I come in peace.
Take me to the toilet.
Don't you mean 'take me to your leader'?
Trust me, I meant what I said.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-30-02
Hey Brother!
What??
Want to prank call Saddam Hussein?
Sure! What's the worst that could happen?

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-30-02
The differences between Mike and Ozzy
I like to ask questions to become smarter.
I like coloring and stareing into space.
I like to play hide and seek.
I like to play with hammers.
I like to nail myself in the head with my lucky hammer.
I like to laugh at Ozzy's dumb ass.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-30-02
Looking back, I have made alot of bad choices in my lifetime.
But I think the biggest one of all...
Was setting Mom's teddy bear on fire.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-31-02
Hey there Super Dork.
That's Super Guy, young man.
Yeah whatever. You save any hot mommas today?
I saved a young lady today, but I didn't notice if she was hot or not. I am a super hero.
Yeah right Super Dork, skin tight clothes don't lie.
Quit stareing at my package, little one.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-31-02
Misconception #14: Teachers are smarter than their students.
All your base are belong to us.
Did you come into my dorn room for a reason?
I am l33t foo!
Are you high, Mr. Smith?
I go teach Calculus now! Mooo!
I feel sorry for his students.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-31-02
Another desperate attempt by our favorite Pimp, Chris.
Hey there brotha.
What do you be wanting from me?
Would you like to buy a hoe.. or two? I gots some prime choice booty here.
I will buy a hoe from you if you come to my store and buy a slushee.
Deal.
Very good, come with me my friend.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
10-31-02
I command you pumpkin to become a handsome man for me to marry!
uhhh...... must eat brains....
Good enough.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-01-02
Hi I'm a pirate.
Hiya.
Don't say it!
..... butt pirate.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-01-02
Nice day, isn't it?
Umm, yes it is.
You do know it's not Halloween anymore right? You can take off the mask.
What mask?

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-03-02
You are under arrest.
For what?
Not putting enough graphics on your stripcreator site.
But, I'm too lazy to add anything else. Have mercy on me!
Do you give mercy to those who have to see the same characters in every joke here?
Guess not.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-05-02
You are all going to die.
Someday. *smile*
Bad joke, You die today.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-05-02
* Super Guy #1 was the comic entitled 'Super Guy's Super Tight Clothes
Here I am, floating above the city.
Watching over the fair people.
Looking down women's clevage.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-05-02
I see a lady that needs saving!
Aww, how cute.
Nuts to you.
Don't worry Miss. I'll save you from that savage beast!
I'm going to take you home and name you Peanut.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-05-02
Actually continued from #3.
What are you doing?
I'll take care of this. Stand back!
Oh my God! Poor thing...
No need to thank me. I accept payment in kisses.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-06-02
Super Guy is always looking out for the people.
Nevermind.
Oh look! A quarter!

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-06-02
Every hero has his arch rival.
I am the criminal mastermind of this comic.
Super Guy will die by my hands! Hahaha!
Why? Because it's in the script!

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-06-02
This is my pet Kangaroo.
I have trained him to use a machine gun so he can get rid of Super Guy for me.
I have more imporant things to do right now. Like take a dump.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-06-02
The machine gun carrying kangaroo finds Super Guy.
What a cute little doggie.
Bad doggie.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-07-02
*click click click*
Ran out of bullets doggie?
Oh no you don't, get back here!
You'll make a great fur coat.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-07-02
*Yes, I realize I messed up and called two of them #8.
Hey there cutie.
Umm, hi Super Guy.
This is for you!
Wow, a fur coat!
Now I'm sure to score tonight!
I hope accepting this doesn't mean I have to have sex with him.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-07-02
Something is wrong, why hasn't my kangaroo come back?
That stupid animal probably went to the zoo again.
He likes to make fun of the caged animals.

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-09-02
The showdown between Arch Rivals finally begins.
You! Did you do something to my kangaroo?
I'm sorry, but I don't swing that way.
No! I mean, did you kill him?
If you mean beat him to a bloody pulp, skin him for his fur, and then dump him in a shallow grave.....
... no

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-09-02
If you don't show me where you buried my kangaroo, I will kill you.
I am Super Guy, you can't harm me!
I know your weakness.
No! An ugly woman! I give up!

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-11-02
... must fight it.....
AHHH!!!!
Did I do that?

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-11-02
I won't be so easy, Super Guy.
I would hope not, she was a hooker after all.
No, that's not what I meant! Die!
THE END.
What? Did you expect that perverted jackass to actually win?

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-11-02
Satan sir!
What is it??
Matt Groening has just sued Brad for using his artwork!
Oh no! You know what this means?!
Yikes, my bones are freezing!
Shut up....

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-12-02
Am I dead?
Am I going to heaven or hell?
Am I just stoned?

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-15-02
Dude, Pacman sucked! It's like 50 years old man!
Shut up, my grandma gave this shirt for my birthday!
Ahhh! My liver!
Dude, that wasn't funny!

 

by Rone_Rivendale
11-21-02
A typical message on Brad's machine.
"You have reached the home of Brad, creator of stripcreator.com. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."
"Unless this is Kaufman, in that case STOP CALLING ME! And remember the restraining order says you have to stay at least 50 feet from me at all times!"
"Brad? It's Kaufman. I need you man! Don't shut me out!"

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