No bathrooms on Mars?

Author: Rone_Rivendale

Date: October 29, 2002

by Rone_Rivendale
10-29-02
This is Mike. I've landed on Mars. No intelligent life so far.
Whoa. Umm... I come in peace.
Take me to the toilet.
Don't you mean 'take me to your leader'?
Trust me, I meant what I said.