All comics by Ryan

 

by Ryan
1-08-01
When Jakko the clown meets the rabbit. Unfortunatly the rabbit was "Late" and had a bit of an accident with his ear.
I want pudding... I WANT PUDDING!!!!! uhh, wait where is my ear!!!!
daahh.. My momy always said i shouldn't talk to strangers...
The rabbit searched for help imediatly...
Uhh doc i think that i'm goin' insane or somthin... SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pudding...hey wait, are we floating or is it just me????
Uh Huh....
There was no help for the rabbit and soon no one could stand being around him... The result was this
hahahahahhahah..no...no...not again

 

by Ryan
1-09-01
This is Jim Bob and I'm reporting straight from Japan. All of the creatures and monsters are attacking each other to claim themselves the ruler of all monsters.
Jim Bob: Here you an see these ugly creatures preparing to battle.
hehehe... BURN BURN...hahahahaha...
I shall eat you!!!
Oww... I am sorry if I hurt your feelings... Well this is Jim Bob signing off.....please let me out rabbit thing...
hahahahhaha!!!BURN! BURN!No apology accepted...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

by Ryan
1-09-01
SURVIVOR IN CANADA
The new Survivor in Canada has now begun. We are not sure who will win today, but the money is on little Tina who is to my right.
hehehehe...I LIKE POINTY THINGS
Jim Bob: The test for today is to see who can not blink the longest...a bit boring...everyone knows jesus is going to win..
Surrender now!!!
I like pointy things...hehehehe
This has been going on for too long. I cant stand it anymore.
I LIKE POINTY THINGS!!!!!

 

by Ryan
1-09-01
*tune to batman plays*
I AM EYBALL MAN!!!!!!
daahhh...Go away.I'm gonna blow up this plane!!!!
NEVER!!!! Hypnotic eye trance go!!!!
look at all the pretty colors! I don wanna blow up da plane no more!
Now go to your corner!!!
Yes sir...

 

by Ryan
1-10-01
Present Kimberly meets Past Kimberly
Did I really look this stupid???
Am I really gonna look so stupid?
This went on for hours.
Let me down!
Not until you let me up.
???????????
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???

 

by Ryan
1-10-01
In just a few moments this bunny will no longer be here.
....hehehehehe...
mission: destroy little bunny thingy!
After the robot mutilates the bunny thingy...
I'm not supposed to be here!!! I demand you to let me out this instant!!!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!! let me out!!! Where is my lawer???!!!!???
Ok. It says here that you are three dungeons down...
After three long hours he convinces satin to let him out...(by not shutting up)...
Ahhh...Home sweet home...

 

by Ryan
1-10-01
??????
I am deputy round here. It was reported that you stole the prize winning meat loaf from the carnival
LOOK A BIRD!!!!!!!!!
.............
I better fire the meat loaf out of the escape hatch before he looks back at me....
I don see any bird...Ahh he's full of it...stupid meatloaf theft

 

by Ryan
1-11-01
Ricky Martin Stumbles Upon A Large Missle
....Cause I'm livin the Vi Va Loca!!!!Ewwwww...To touch or not to touch....TOUCH!!
All of a sudden it blows up!!!! (yes!hehehehe)
Cause I'm Livin the...WHAT!!!???!!!!
Ricky Martin... You have committed numerous crimes like making people listen to your blasted song!!!Also I know what you did last night!!!! ohh yes! We're sorry but this is not the place for you!
After Ricky was transferred to hell....
Yeah livin the Vi Va Loca!!!
Hurry up with your work!!! Satin will not be pleased......Uhh I didn't say for you to stop singing...Good no ones lookin...Can i have your autograph.....

 

by Ryan
2-04-01
Whoa! Dude It's a lama...
Whoa! Dude It's a lama...
So Kyle...Wana come to my place later tonight? My parents won't be home...
Whoa! Dude It's a lama...

 

by Ryan
2-04-01
Whoa! Dude a lama...
Blazzthaiure!!! Hitler!!!! Swashfreugrt!!!!!
Whoa! Strange lama...
You are four dungeons down...Oh yeah. And your roommates are Adolf Hitler, Bill Clinton, And Nepolian.
Lama....yes....
Hi. I'm Bill...and I did NOT have sexual relations with Monica!!!!! Oh this...dont ask how i got this body.............

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